At The Paisley Violin, Wagner meets his new hero:
Simiana, chimpudent monkey bellydancer
|Navel and tutu go head-to-head in the subtly nuanced banana-powered belly-ballet battle|
|Simiana performs her Kovacsian moves of mystery and allure|
Ballet painting ≠ five hundred bucks;
Monkey bellydancer = a million bucks.
|"...how the gorilla got in my bellydance costume, I'll never know."|